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I woke up this morning, saw the beautiful snow, and got in the holiday mood. Thought I'd relay this story...
Our parish priest while I was growing up told this story every Midnight Mass. He was still in seminary, and was doing a final study in London. The priest he was working with decided to give Fr. Jeff a reward for being such an excellent student: he allowed Fr. Jeff to say the homily (sermon) at the main Christmas Day Mass. This was at a large London Cathedral, so it was a very big deal. Fr. Jeff spent hours and hours working on his sermon, getting the wording and messages just right. Finally the big day came Fr. Jeff stepped forward to deliver his homily. It went beautifully, and he kept the congregation rapt with attention (and awake too!). Finally, he came to his closing: "And on this beautiful Christmas morning, I'd like to thank everyone today for coming and showing such support while I gave my first homily at a Sunday Mass. Thank you and have a very Merry Christmas!"
Dead silence greeted this last remark. Fr. Jeff was confused, he knew his homily was good, but had it really left them so totally speechless? Then he started to see some frowns. Then some angry glances and whispers, amidst shocked looks. He began to get nervous, and felt a tugging on his robes. He looked around and saw his mentor priest with a furious expression on his face. Fr. Jeff leaned over, confused. The head priest hissed (picture this in your best, most cultured British accent), "Bloody fool! In England 'merry' means drunken! You just wished them all a very drunken Christmas!!"
So on that note, I'd like to wish everyone a very...
HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!
(or maybe it will be a Merry Christmas! hahaha! )
Our parish priest while I was growing up told this story every Midnight Mass. He was still in seminary, and was doing a final study in London. The priest he was working with decided to give Fr. Jeff a reward for being such an excellent student: he allowed Fr. Jeff to say the homily (sermon) at the main Christmas Day Mass. This was at a large London Cathedral, so it was a very big deal. Fr. Jeff spent hours and hours working on his sermon, getting the wording and messages just right. Finally the big day came Fr. Jeff stepped forward to deliver his homily. It went beautifully, and he kept the congregation rapt with attention (and awake too!). Finally, he came to his closing: "And on this beautiful Christmas morning, I'd like to thank everyone today for coming and showing such support while I gave my first homily at a Sunday Mass. Thank you and have a very Merry Christmas!"
Dead silence greeted this last remark. Fr. Jeff was confused, he knew his homily was good, but had it really left them so totally speechless? Then he started to see some frowns. Then some angry glances and whispers, amidst shocked looks. He began to get nervous, and felt a tugging on his robes. He looked around and saw his mentor priest with a furious expression on his face. Fr. Jeff leaned over, confused. The head priest hissed (picture this in your best, most cultured British accent), "Bloody fool! In England 'merry' means drunken! You just wished them all a very drunken Christmas!!"
So on that note, I'd like to wish everyone a very...
HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!
(or maybe it will be a Merry Christmas! hahaha! )