Hilarious IRC quotes

[Unimaxium]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

This webpage has some of the best online chat quotes I have read. Basically this website (bash.org) is a site where people post funny quotes from online chats, and this particular page lists the top 100 rated on the site. Some are kinda technical and might not be as funny for those who don't chat in IRC much, but most of them should be funny to everyone. Check 'em out. One of my favorites is the 6th in the list (#287414).

Here's the link (or click the "This" above): http://www.bash.org/?top

Enjoy.

 

[thebeginning]

i laughed quite heartily. thank you for posting.

 

[Xmetal]

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother f*cker

 

[thebeginning]

hahah yeah, one of my faves.

 

[Lensmeister]

omg I've been an op in an IRC channel or twenty ....

and I done this too ! !

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

 

[Vmann]

Those are funny as hell.

 

[&Denekamp]

yeah, these are so cool, I've read trough all of them some time ago.


<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind