If Men Wrote Advice Columns...

[Antarctican]

Her flipperings sound worse than they are.

Hah! You've only ever experienced a 'feather dusting'. Had you ever experienced a full-blown* flippering, you wouldn't be saying that!



(*leave it alone, that's the expression)

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You've only ever experienced a 'feather dusting'.

It looked like you were trying awfully hard to me :blackeye:

 

[Antarctican]

You're not one to give up, are you?

 

[Chiller]

Did she get the car going tho?

 

[Antarctican]

layball: Hmmm, someone else appears to be cruising for a flippering....

 

[Heck]

It would be better with pics of the naked woman!!

 

[Antarctican]

Sheesh, all the guys replying to this thread seem to have that 50's kinda neanderthal outlook....

 

[Chiller]

layball: Hmmm, someone else appears to be cruising for a flippering....

Maybe I can fix her up a ride in the coffin, since her car is down.

 

[Dubie]

hahahahaa...I love that!