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  1. lostprophet

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    ..... a joke as none of you like them


    Went into a record shop and asked "Do you have anything by the Doors"?

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    "Yes, a fire extinguisher and the alarm system
     
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    Last joke yeh right!
     
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    :lol::lol:
     
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    oh boy


    A ham sandwich walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says "sorry, we dont serve food here"
     
  7. kundalini

    kundalini Been spending a lot of time on here!

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    Three pieces of string walk into a pub after a scuffle. The first two ask the barkeep for a pint of lager. He promptly replies that he doesn't serve pieces of string. The third request a shot of single malt, the barkeep scowls and asks if he isn't a piece of string as his mates. The third looks up and replies "Frayed knot".
     
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    bad jokes have to be really short.

    At least in comparison, lp's are funny! lol
     
  9. hawkeye

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    2 men walk in to a bar the 3rd man ducks
     
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    kundalini Been spending a lot of time on here!

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    I disagree. Some of the best worst joke I've ever heard could take up to a half hour to get to the punch line. Billy Connely as an example.
     
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    yeah, your right, they dont have to be short... it's just really annoying when they arent lol

    I guess to me, bad jokes is like bad sex.... better short and bad than long and bad :biggrin:
     
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    sex should never be bad :wink:
     

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