Last Two Things

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  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them.

    He told them one of the things He had left was a 'thing' that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."

    Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please, seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Puhleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.

    Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it.

    So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.

    God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

    "What's it called?" asked Eve.

    "Brains", said God
     
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    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Sigh...so true...


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    luckydog TPF Noob!

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    Ah Ha Ha Ha, stop it you're killing me. ;)

    Hope you blew the dust off of that joke before you posted it. Wouldn't want anyones hayfever firing up. :)
     
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    aggiezach Yup...

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    :lol:
     
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    mrsid99 TPF Supporters Supporting Member

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    Thanks for the chuckle, it's good to hear the old ones again!
     

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