Make it stop!

[Chris of Arabia]

I'm still waiting to hear what the million housewives a day have to say about the tin of beans.....

(Edit: Never mind, found it: "Beans Meanz Heinz!")

Patience is a virtue you know - I don't recall specifying a time, or for that matter a place...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I'm still waiting to hear what the million housewives a day have to say about the tin of beans.....

The alternative (from The Perishers) was:

A million housewives every day
Pick up a tin of beans and say...
Where's the bloody tin-opener? I'll bet he's been mending his boots again.

This was, of course, in the land before ring-pulls (and ring-tones).