Redneck vocabulary

[bradster76]

Okays, I R bored and can't go out and do and shooting or exploring for a while. Soo...fun thread time.

List as many redneck words you can into a photography theme. I'll toss a couple up for a good example. Let's show wee haz vokabuluree!!

1. Whichadidcha. "You dint bring dat extra tripod, whichadidcha?"

2. Smatterchew. "You can't take that shot with dat lenz. Smatterchew, boi?"

3. Dementia. "You takin a close shot of dem gurlz, dementia?"

Hehe...keep it going..

 

[Kegger]

Mayonaise Mayonaise a lotta people with cameras ov'ere.

 

[bradster76]

Good one.

Hispanic. "I bet his shutter shake would go away if he managed hispanic attacks."

Incite. "He's flyin dat way!! Keep that bird incite!"

Incense. "Dang, I tell you wut. Dat lenz right dere cost me a buncha dollars incence."

 

[thebeginning]

hahaha

I think the smatterchew one is my fave

 

[Kw_Reis]

Story behind this word.My girlfriend is pregnant, and is doing prenatal yoga. One night she was doing the yoga as I was going over some bills and they kept saying the word 'namaste' (na-ma-stay)which is a pose where you kinda like.....bow to your sinsea if you will.My girlfriend asked me, "Do you want to try to do this Yoga with me?"I replied "Nah baby, Namaste my ass right here in bed."Then I got up laughing and did yoga.

 

[c.cloudwalker]

For those of us who don't speak redneck fluently, maybe a translation would be nice

Some of them, I just have no idea what they mean

 

[Kw_Reis]

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