She sells seashells on the seashore

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  1. lostprophet

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    She sells seashells on the seashore, which to be honest is a bit stupid!

    I mean come on! you on a beach what do you see on the sand? seashells! So why would anyone want to buy one?
    Who came up with that idea?
    Who lent her the money to set that business up?
    The business is doomed from the start.
    To be honest I feel a bit sorry for her but even so I'm not gonna be paying for no seashells.
    The World has gone mad I'm telling ya
    Just crazy
     
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    You chose the wrong product, the wrong location...

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    Yer Fired!

    I am never going to get bored of posting that.
     
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    Dead birds and washed-up turds.
     
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    Body parts of dead fish..
     
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    seaweed, beer cans
     
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    "She" is in bankruptcy protection as we speak.
     
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    -I mean come on! you on a beach what do you see on the sand?

    Plastic bags, small crabs, people, lots of them.

    -So why would anyone want to buy one?

    Are they the latest ver? Do they support blu-ray? Are they anano-something?

    -Who came up with that idea?

    The duck, I'm sure.

    -Who lent her the money to set that business up?

    That's the beauty of the business... no investment needed, just be there or be square.

    -The business is doomed from the start.

    The same was said about Microsoft...

    -To be honest I feel a bit sorry for her but even so I'm not gonna be paying for no seashells.

    Up to you. For me, if I can spare the effort of picking them up myself, I'll pay up to $0.50-that's pesos for you, sir.

    -The World has gone mad I'm telling ya

    Well...

    -Just crazy
     
  8. blackdoglab

    blackdoglab yeah I'm easy.... but I'm not cheap

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    She must walk the streets at night with a basket full of shells. I wonder why she hasn't advertised?
     
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    Of course, it never actually states that she is on the beach.
     
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    blackdoglab yeah I'm easy.... but I'm not cheap

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    O.K. so she sells them by the seashore and not the beach. Then again, why buy shells when you can get them for free?
     
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    either they're

    1) too lazy to pick them up
    2) don't want to get dirt on their hands (including afraid of water to wash them off)
    3) wanting to feel the vibe of capitalism
     

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