Short (I promise!) joke of the day.

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  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Adam and Eve

    Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving quizzes to see who should get in. A man ascended to heaven, and came to the gates.
    "Who was the first man?" asked Peter.

    "Adam."

    "That's correct. Enter." Soon another man came along.

    "Where did Adam and Eve live?"

    "Eden."

    "That's correct. Enter." Then an elderly nun came along.

    "Ooh, I'll have to give you a hard one. What did Eve say when she met Adam for the first time?"

    "Mmm... that IS a hard one."

    "Enter."

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    Osmer_Toby TPF Noob!

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    Adam: " Stand back. I don't how big this thing's going to get!!"
     
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    Nice one...

    Dwarf goes into a bar and spots a leggy blonde on the other room. He approaches her asks "Can I smell your fanny?" (BTW, "fanny" on this side of the pond doesn't mean bottom! I'll let you work it out...)

    The blonde replies "Certainly not!"

    So the dwarf says "Oh, it must be your feet then".

    Aaron
     

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