Southern Good Samaratin

anicole

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Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey,
they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks
down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again , the hillbilly walks
slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver',
but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

:confused:
 
ahhhh...that is why we dont wear dresses when we go out, right????

way to go pallie...gotta tell ya, a ton of peeps around here call it that on a purpose....

unbelieveable...hind lick...... i had a date once....well never mind...
 
aprilraven said:
ahhhh...that is why we dont wear dresses when we go out, right????

way to go pallie...gotta tell ya, a ton of peeps around here call it that on a purpose....

unbelieveable...hind lick...... i had a date once....well never mind...

I debated as to whether or not to post this ... but knowing you ... knowing me ... knowing woodsac, jocose, jonmikal, chiller, Hertz, and all the gang ... how could I NOT post this!

(at least I didn't comment that the two rednecks were OUR family!)
 
Rob ... I was hoping you'd hit this. I knew you and woodsac would hit it and come up with something clever.

Ooooohhh woooooooodsaaaaaac ... where are you with your clever comments?

(come on ... admit it ... you laughed OUT LOUD on this one didn't you?!)
 
photo gal said:
Don't often admit it but I myself have done the 'Hind Lick Maneuver' and as in your story everything came out "all good" in the end!! : )



good one anicole! :lmao:

thinking there is a story there, no doubt....

if you feel frogish....jump my friend...
( in laymans terms, if you wanna tell, tell..) :mrgreen:
 
I just laughed out loud as this thread inspired me to remember the "Four Spring Duck Technique" joke. I liked that one. Google it if you want to find it, but it's a bit rude boys and girls. :)
 

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