A doctor in Belfast wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant: "Murphy he said, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients". "Yes, sir!" answers Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Murphy, how was your day?" Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache he did, so I gave him Paracetamol". "Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor. "The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, I did sir", says Murphy. "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this. And what about the third one?" asks the doctor. "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in, she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: "HELP ME for the love of St. Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!" "Thunderin lard Jesus, Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor. "I put drops in her eyes."