Some of you may remember back when I reached post 1000 after two months. Alas, it took me a bit longer to reach 2000, and now the fabulous MandaPants has found True Love(TM), leaving me a cold and heartless shell while she makes pleasure-trips to Canada. MD, never recovering from the terrible blow, became a priest in New Mexico after a brief stint selling himself for medical experiments. And Toby, a better man than I, has gone on to join the Peace Corp and travels the world teaching those less fortunate about the nature of rapturous and wanton love. So here I sit, a bitter, bitter man, with no announcements of any kind. Today, there will be no Special Announcement.