This thread is about pain.

[EBphotography]

The bread.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

The bread sticks?

 

[Antarctican]

(You didn't make it properly if it sticks. Says who? Sesame!)

 

[Freddeh]

Open Sesame..... *squeeeeaaaaaak*

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Sesame seed buns?

 

[Freddeh]

So... show us your buns then!

 

[Antarctican]

D'oh, I shoulda asked that. (And you can wear a Mickey Mouse mask if it will make you feel better....)

 

[Avis]

I think a couple of baps and a roll first.

 

[Antarctican]

Avis, you dog!! That's the best offer I've had all day!

If Hertz is too shy to show us his buns, then let's see yours!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

OK


You just knew I was going to do that.

 

[Fangman]

Too hot for a roll today!

Be onto Fairy cakes next - or are they politically incorrect these days!

 

[Antarctican]

You just knew I was going to do that.

And you probably figured I'd be able to lay my hands on this (The picture, that is)

 

[GoM]

Man, I've got a hankerin' for some painkerin'

 

[Hertz van Rental]

And you probably figured I'd be able to lay my hands on this (The picture, that is)

Nothing new there. Apparently the Ancient Greeks used to manufacture dildos out of bread.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

And you probably figured I'd be able to lay my hands on this (The picture, that is)

I'd be curious to know how you would even suspect something like that might exist and be on the internet to be searched for in the first place, but hey, what would I know?