Tips for the Ladies

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  1. Antarctican

    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    Tips for the Ladies....


    1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b!tch has everything.

    2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.

    3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila

    4. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

    5. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your true personality.

    6. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

    7. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it all by myself.

    8. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing, and makes you walk funny.

    9. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade. And then mix it with vodka.

    10. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!
     
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    Alex_B No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    Do I have to be afraid ? ;)
     
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    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    Perhaps. But you seem to move around a lot, so your reputation likely won't catch up with you! [​IMG]
     
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    Alex_B No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    umph ... no further comment ;)
     
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    One in every area code, innit? ;)
     
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    hmm as for #3 do think it's alright to substitute margaritas? I don't think I'm allowed straight tequila any longer ;)
     
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    tequila suicide: sniff the salt in your nose, put the wedge of lime on your eyes .. then gulp it down .. don't cry ;)
     

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