Tips for the Ladies.... 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b!tch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila 4. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 5. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your true personality. 6. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 7. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it all by myself. 8. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing, and makes you walk funny. 9. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade. And then mix it with vodka. 10. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!