What Bumper Sticker Belongs on Your Car?

[Antarctican]

Take this quiz (it's just one question) to find out what bumper sticker belongs on your car. You can check off as many answers as apply to you.

My bumper sticker is: "I've Got the Perfect Body - But it's in the Trunk and it's Beginning to Smell"

 

[hawkeye]

Hang up and drive!

In real life:

When all the trees are gone,
You can wipe your ass on a spotted owl

 

[ScottS]

Mine is...
Take revenge! **** on a pigeon!


haha love it...

 

[ScottS]

What is this censorship thing.... I cant say ****?

 

[ScottS]

Well thats pretty ****** up mate...

Haha thats actually kind of cool...

 

[hawkeye]

Well thats pretty ****** up mate...

Haha thats actually kind of cool...

****ing nuts aint it?

 

[lostprophet]

but I'd prefer this

 

[Alex_B]

I have no idea what a bumper sticker is...

 

[JohnMF]

wife and dog missing
reward for dog

 

[Mesoam]

i'm busy, you're ugly, have a nice day...

LOL

 

[Becky]

'Honk if you're a terrorist!" :lmao:

 

[Garbz]

"My other car is just as bad as this one"

 

[jstuedle]

Are you having phone sex, or do you ALWAYS drive that way?

 

[Chiller]

"I love Cats...they taste just like Chicken":lmao:

 

[doenoe]

"I'm not an alcoholic
Im a drunk
Alcoholics go to meetings"