What's wrong with this picture?

[BMW-M6]

take a good look at this picture and see if you can spot what's wrong with it

 

[MDowdey]

i give up what?


ive stared at it for 10 minutes

md

 

[ramjamband]

It's a BMW.

 

[MuffinJuice]

european on the romeo side of the road?

 

[MDowdey]

It's a BMW.

hey, you said it.






md

 

[MuffinJuice]

the fact that the bmw is the size of a mac truck in comparison to the road it owns

 

[MDowdey]

the fact that that car is worth more than my life ever will be.



md

 

[BMW-M6]

HEY! be nice to the car! :cry:

and the road was quite wide though, just parked it there so I could take
pictures

since you haven't been nice to the car, I'll let you guys guess
for a little bit longer!

 

[ramjamband]

BMW have made cost savings and stopped fitting light switches to the latest models hence the lights are on when there is obviously enough natural daylight.

 

[ramjamband]

Got a BMW or a Merc take a look at this..........

http://www.ukcar.com/humour/merc-driving-test.html

 

[ramjamband]

Hey MD,

The car is one of many thousands rolling off a production line...........you are an original that can never be replaced.

RJ

 

[ramjamband]

Dear New BMW Owner:

Congratulations on the purchase of your new automobile! We're sure that
it will provide you with the utmost in driving pleasure and lifestyle
enhancement.

However, we must inform you that there are certain minimum requirements
that a BMW customer must meet in order to retain ownership of his or her
vehicle. Specifically, as a first time owner, you must take and pass the
following classes, offered by your local BMW dealer:

* ARR 101 -- Arrogance
A six week course explaining the details of driving habits, posture,
clothing, and other details that all lead to the arrogant appearance
and demeanor that all BMW owners must present. $800/person

* AGG 101 -- Aggressiveness
Six weeks of hands-on experience in tailgating, rapid unsignaled lane
changes, speeding, and hard breaking. When you complete this course
you'll be able to merge your car into the tiniest available spot on the
freeway and cause everyone around you to know a BMW just entered the
road, even if they couldn't see you at the time. $1000/person

* BUD 101 -- Budgeting To Make Your Car Payment
Twelve weeks. $1500/person

If this is a second (or later) BMW, then our requirements include:

* ARR 102 -- Arrogance Refresher
Three weeks of refresher course on arrogance. $650/person

* AGG 102 -- Aggressiveness Refresher
Three weeks of refresher course on aggressiveness. $850/person

* BUD 102 -- Additional Budgeting Skills
12 weeks. This course covers additional budgeting skills including:
* How to buy your teenage child his or her first BMW and
still make the payment on your own.
* The home equity loan -- your friend.
* Selling your house to pay for your car -- you can do it.
* Paying for your BMW owner training classes -- yes, you have to.
$1500/person

These classes must be completed successfully during your first 3 months of
ownership, or we will be forced to repossess your car.

In addition, we offer other classes that you may be interested in taking.
These include:

* LIF 101 -- Living Where Other BMW Owners Live
How to find those neighborhoods where your fellow BMW owners already live.
Three weeks. $500/person

* MAI 101 -- BMW Maintenance
Four weeks. Basic training in how to open your wallet to pay BMW
mechanics seven times the going hourly rate to fix your car when it
breaks. $750/person

* MAI 201 -- Advanced BMW Maintenance
Eight weeks. Admission to this class requires instructor approval.
Hypno-therapy to ease the process of opening the wallet of really
tough customers.

Please contact your BMW dealer to enroll in your required classes, and
in any of the voluntary classes that appeal to you.

Once again, we appreciate your business! Happy Driving!

 

[MuffinJuice]

i dont wana be stereotypical about stuff like this, especially owners of nice cars. because i know a very nice couple, both members excellently paid, both work hard for their money, neither wish to procreate. they have a fine house, and a bmw, its simply a comfort thing, theyre not arrogant or anything

now heres my complaint about cars these days

a car is the modern coat of arms. SUV's particularly, all these expensive cars, luxury cars, gas guzzlers, ect. humanities way of saying "i'm better off than you!" go with a comfortable car, not an extravaggant one. it kinda bothers me.


lets not immediatly hate every BMW owner, only the ones who deserve it.

 

[Jeff Canes]

Over exposed and sun spots Plus pole in the background[/quote]

 

[BMW-M6]

you're close Jeff.


I'll give you the secret.
first of all this photo was edited by photoshop.
the original photo doesn't have the foglights on.

even if the original had the foglights on the light couldn't
shine straight into the lense cuz of the angle.