When was the last time you felt really REALLY stupid?

[(Ghastly) Krueger]

For me, it was a couple of days ago.

We recently adopted a new dog. I was rubbing his belly and noticed a small skin formation and the following dialog developed:

Me: This dog is really old... it has a lot of warts, like this one.
My wife (after taking a look): That's not a wart, that's a nipple.
Me: That's absurd, this dog is male.
My wife: Well, you also have nipples...
Me: That I do... :blushing:
:lmao:

Now I find my self wondering if other male mammals have nipples... lions? Elephants? Please someone make it stop!

 

[JaJaPumBA]

lol thats funny made me smile!!

 

[lostprophet]

I not felt stupid in months, think she moved up north

 

[zendianah]

thats GREAT !!... Funny !!

 

[zendianah]

reminds me of

Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

 

[jols]

i was texting my friend while walking to work and listening to the mp3 player [hootie and the blowfish if anyones interested]
and not looking where i was going bumped into a lamp-post as the trafic lights were red and everyone was stopped