Why?

lostprophet · Jan 30, 2007

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?

[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?[/FONT]

cal_gundert05 · Jan 30, 2007

Why does 7-11, which is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, have locks on their doors?

Why is it called the "Swiss Army Knife" when Switzerland is a neutral country and has no army?

Alex_B · Jan 30, 2007

cal_gundert05 said:
Why is it called the "Swiss Army Knife" when Switzerland is a neutral country and has no army?

who said neutral countries do not have an army?

cal_gundert05 · Jan 30, 2007

Alex_B said:
who said neutral countries do not have an army?

Looks like you're right. My bad.

Don Simon · Jan 30, 2007

I would not mess with the Swiss army... if you like your chances, try invading and let us know how it goes :lmao:

ferny · Jan 31, 2007

Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?

Because they can't fly until they're older. If they tried to leave the nest we'd see them on the floor and call them stones. They also only eat pigeon milk which they can only get from their parents so have no need to leave the nest. I see young pigeons all the time here.

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

Because they're the only things worth stealing unless you have a cucumber in a bin-bag. I assume we're thinking of the same type of bank.

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Becasue people are stupid.

Why did lostprophet use so many bloody [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] thingies?

lostprophet · Jan 31, 2007

ferny said:
Why did lostprophet use so many bloody [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] thingies?

Ahhhhh well now here's a funny little story to explain that......

I don know

duncanp · Jan 31, 2007

:O someting he does not know...

why are we given homework?!?!

V.Alonso · Jan 31, 2007

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?