you know what Off Topic is missing?

[lostprophet]

There is no fatboy without a Daan, now is there

 

[The_Traveler]

I am very disappointed that no one has made an outright proposition to me. Something in the lines of ."I'll take you where you've never been before, Big Boy. I'll wring you dry. I'll use you until you're a husk of a man, fit for no other woman. Grab ahold of your shoes, we won't be down this road again."

Now that's flirting.

 

[Corry]

There is no fatboy without a Daan, now is there

Daan....why don't you come on over....I've got room for your fatboy....

 

[Rayna']

Daan....why don't you come on over....I've got room for your fatboy....

 

[nabero]

:stun::lmao:


oh dear...

 

[lostprophet]

Corry buy your own bloody fat boy!!!!

 

[Corry]

Corry buy your own bloody fat boy!!!!

BUY!? Why...I never! I have morals!

 

[lostprophet]

BUY!? Why...I never! I have morals!

thats a shame ;-)

 

[Corry]

thats a shame ;-)

*note: I didn't say I have GOOD morals.

 

[nabero]

BUY!? Why...I never! I have morals!

pfft...morals are overrated

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Know what you mean, prefer ****ake myself...

>;o))

Edit: I know that was a really bad joke, but can I not even mention name a type of Japanese mushroom without getting censored?

 

[Antarctican]

(^^^ Psst, it's spelled 'shiitake'. And I thought it was pretty funny. Rimshot, please:

)

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Yeah, worked that out slightly too late to make it worth the effort correcting. Oh well...

 

[nabero]

 

[(Ghastly) Krueger]

That's a cute bunny you got there, nabero...