40 minutes!!!

[Nikon Fan]

How bout some more random info...the are laws found on www.dumblaws.com You can look up your state, or even international laws. Here are a few:

Drivers may not pump their own gas.
Location: United States, Oregon

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Location: United States, Florida

It is illegal for two men to carry a bathtub across the town green.
Location: United States, Massachusetts, Longmeadow

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Location: United States, California, Chico

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Location: United States, New York

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska

Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco

Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico

It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
Location: United States, Illinois, Chicago

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Location: United States, Arizona, Tombstone

One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Location: United States, Ohio

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Location: United States, South Dakota

 

[Nikon Fan]

One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

The white powder on chewing gum is actually sweetened marble dust.

Gum on postage stamps have from two to eight calories.


Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.

It takes 548 peanuts to make a 12-ounce jar of peanut butter.


Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

The dog featured on a box of Cracker Jacks name is Bingo, the little boy is Jack.

The average adult male shaves off 1 lb of beard per year.

Men get hiccups more often than women do.

54% of Americans fold toilet paper neatly. 35% wad it. What about the other 11%?

55,700 people in the US are injured by jewelry each year.

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

If you yelled for over 8 and a half years, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

If you pet a cat 70 million times, you will have developed enough static electricity to light a 60-watt light bulb for one minute.

Car accidents rise 10% during the first week of daylight savings time.

Chances that an American lives within 50 miles of where they grew up: 1 in 2.

People began surfing in Hawaii before Columbus sailed to America.

On an average day 102 people visit the Dr. Pepper museum in Waco, TX.

The Tokyo Zoo, located in Japan, closes down for two months every year to give the animals a little break from the people.

 

[Mitica100]

Gotta love the Dan Quayle jokes!

Just think if he was the vice president to our current president!

God forbid!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[mygrain]

Yes that would be the day pigs sprouted wings, hell froze over, monkeys flying out of hertz'z butt

:shock:, and the day I start the selling real estate on mars...BTW it's real cheap right now if anyone is interested.

BTW amanda I talk to myselves all the time...mostly about weather and annoying people and squirrels!!! It use to worry one of me but the other two convinved me that it was completely sane and actually healthy...:mrgreen: actually you guys should be the worried ones...yall never know who the hell you are actually talking too.

 

[Nikon Fan]

Yes that would be the day pigs sprouted wings, hell froze over, monkeys flying out of hertz'z butt

:shock:, and the day I start the selling real estate on mars...BTW it's real cheap right now if anyone is interested.

BTW amanda I talk to myselves all the time...mostly about weather and annoying people and squirrels!!! It use to worry one of me but the other two convinved me that it was completely sane and actually healthy...:mrgreen: actually you guys should be the worried ones...yall never know who the hell you are actually talking too.

Now I think I'm even more terrified of you

 

[mygrain]

Oh dont be scared...We do bite and in triplicate. but we promise not too hard and only where you tell us.

SHAME ON YOU TWO!!! LEAVE AMANDA ALONE!!!!!! Okay back to the back of the line with the both of ya... MR. ME!!!and MR. MYSELF!!! Hey you two behave!!!!!!!

 

[PreludeX]

How bout some more random info...the are laws found on www.dumblaws.com You can look up your state, or even international laws. Here are a few:

Drivers may not pump their own gas.
Location: United States, Oregon

hmm this is to minimize the theft of gas

 

[Nikon Fan]

Oh dont be scared...We do bite and in triplicate. but we promise not too hard and only where you tell us.

SHAME ON YOU TWO!!! LEAVE AMANDA ALONE!!!!!! Okay back to the back of the line with the both of ya... MR. ME!!!and MR. MYSELF!!! Hey you two behave!!!!!!!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: The three of you should seek counseling :lol

 

[Nikon Fan]

hmm this is to minimize the theft of gas

Yes but can passengers pump the gas for the drivers??? Because then they could still steal it without violating the law

 

[mygrain]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: The three of you should seek counseling :lol

I will not help...ever try to drag two screaming brats to the doctor's office...not an easy task.