a Fun Friday?

the stupid chihuahua, running full tilt around the yard, terri in hot pursuit. we all stopped, dumbfounded, when suddenly the reason for terri's frantic chase became clear: clenched in the little dog's teeth were...
 
leap kamikazee style into the open flames of the grill again, ignited the hill's hoist. With the flaming hill's hoist clenched staunchly in its jaws, the small but furious hound charged its pursuers with relentless fury igniting everything in its path. Chase was just an unsuspecting bystander when ....
 
the damn thing just stopped in its tracks, causing all of us to careen wildly to either side, in an attempt to avoid squashing it like a bug. For a split second, it looked like everyone was gonna land ok, when all of a sudden...
 
Chase, who was trying to get a good shot with his 4x5 camera, got bowled over sending his beloved camera hurtling through the air and landed right on top of the leprechaun, leaving a rather sizeable crater. When the dust settled....
 
*sorry to interrupt thisa boradcast*

the funny thing about this thread is that my pooch, Mr Darcy, is reknowned for stealing my hills hoists and rolling around in them.

*continue*
 
It had always been that way. Chase slightly perturbed about his camera being taken by the leprechaun forgets about everything else and...
 
takes off after the hapless little green guy, who runs helter-skelter across the yard, his tiny little legs pumping furiously. Seeing that there is absolutely no way he can outrun the intrepid Chase, the leprechaun darts sharply to one side, plunges his hand into a pocket, pulls out a handful of multi-colored dust, and turns abruptly, tossing the particles into the air...

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the funny thing about this thread is that my pooch, Mr Darcy, is reknowned for stealing my hills hoists and rolling around in them
man, talk about a lucky dog**
 
Osmer_Toby said:
takes off after the hapless little green guy, who runs helter-skelter across the yard, his tiny little legs pumping furiously. Seeing that there is absolutely no way he can outrun the intrepid Chase, the leprechaun darts sharply to one side, plunges his hand into a pocket, pulls out a handful of multi-colored dust, and turns abruptly, tossing the particles into the air...


only to find out the dust was left over PCP and now everyone is laughing and hugging each other, theres alot of kissing going on as well....so the next thing they know, matt walks around the corner wearing....






jesus, that IS a lucky dog.

md
 
...nothing but a cow boy hat, spurs and a holdster with 2 cap guns. Quite curious as to why everyone is laughing and kissing he sees the leprechaun across the way, they meet eyes and...
 
only to find out the dust was left over PCP and now everyone is laughing and hugging each other, theres alot of kissing going on as well....so the next thing they know, matt walks around the corner wearing....

A giant tee shirt with a marijuana plant in the center, booty shorts, hikiing boots, carrying his Rollei and looking cranky. He noticed the pixie dust in the air and breathed deeply, and yelled:
 
The two Matts, seeing the absolute beauty that is themselves, decide to run off to Vegas with each other, leaving everyone else to deal the the little green man and the stoned dog.


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Mr Darcy is a trans-secies transvestite!?! :shock:
 

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