a Fun Friday?

[Osmer_Toby]

Thanks! Too late now!

no it's not! repost that one quick and we'll go with it...

 

[oriecat]

...George Foreman...

who says, "What's with the BBQ, when you could be using a George Foreman grill?!" Offended, he drops the thong and leaves... Oriecat lashes her whip out to pick up the discarded thong...

 

[Osmer_Toby]

and instead tangles the whip around Shark, who was diving for the diamond almost before it left ole George's hand. yanking back on the whip, Orie pulls Shark's feet out from under him, causing him to...

 

[manda]

wildly flail about trying to cover up his nether regions...

 

[karissa]

When suddenly

 

[Osmer_Toby]

Vonmeister Spy, who had been standing silently by and absorbing the whole debacle with a bemused twinkle in his eye, yells...

 

[manda]

"Hey Kitty Kats, its time to boogie!!!"

 

[oriecat]

Oriecat knows the code and turns to see Manda aka Mistress Andy saunter in, right on cue, but surprisingly on a leash she leads Geronimo, wearing a diamond clad thong. "Look I found 'nimo", the Mistress declares, "but we seem to have a diamond debacle..."

 

[manda]

Sharky, VOo and Big Bug confused, all squeal at once "but if he has the diamond encrusted thong, what is this under the BBQ?!"...
Mistress Andy cackles an evil cackle...

Meanwhile back at the beach, the Darfionalo sand monster...

 

[Osmer_Toby]

scoops up MD in one sand encrusted paw, brushing the seaweed of the poor paralyzed (scared s-less) young man, holding him roughly upside down by his ankles. turning to the three ladies who had been sunbathing and enjoying the spectacle of an upside down MD, the evil Darfolino (damn, forgot how you spelled it) sand monster extends his empty paw, beckoning a la the Matrix kung fu scenes...

 

[Osmer_Toby]

Phhhewww.

The End




now, i wonder what the moral of that story would be? (please don't feel obligated to find one...)

 

[manda]

oh no
what kind of ending is that?!

What was hiding under the BBQ? Why did the Mistress cackle?
Did the nude girls ever get their clothes back'? Was Shakr able to stop himself frm being exposed? Did VOnmeister solve the case at all??????

What a lousy spy he is.

 

[MDowdey]

what the hell happened to me?



md


im so slow.

 

[oriecat]

eaten by a sand monster... what a way to go...

 

[manda]

an english sand monster at that!