And the douchebag award goes too...

[Kbarredo]

whoa whoa, come on guys. Do you think that driver really cares about a little parking fine? With a ride that cherry he's gotta park to protect it! I mean come on, I know we're all just a little jealous because we can't all drive such a sweet car, but hey, lets go easy on the guy!

Its a chevy cavalier i really hope youre joking

I was pretty sure it went without saying.

We need a sarcastica symbol

 

[Rekd]

That's a real piece of **** for sure, but...

What a jerk, I normally just egg those bastards.

^ ^ ^ that's just dumb and will get your ass kicked around here.

 

[Bynx]

And I guess you walk around with a supply of eggs. Its better to just stick bubble gum in the lock or jam something in it. Of course keying the whole side of the car is always a thoughtful thing to do. Sure does make them think.

 

[Postman158]

Break his legs, so he actually is handicap. Then everyone's happy