Another old chestnut

Darfion · Jan 28, 2006

We all know that it isn't polite to use the "F" word! There are only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use:

10. "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Look at all them f___ing Indians!" - Custer, 1877

8. "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered f___ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?" - Bill Clinton,1999

And number 1 . . . drum roll.........................

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad." - Saddam Hussein, March 19, 2003

Right. Your turn.

One from me:

"watch it! you'll have some f_____'s eye out with that." - King Harold, 1066

Arch · Jan 28, 2006

I'v just had to spit a mouthfull of tea back in the cup :lmao: :lol:

Heres mine: (swallow) What the f--- are cyanide capsules anyway? - Adolf Hitler

Like the new Avitar

Darfion · Jan 28, 2006

"I haven't got a f______ clue." - Miss Marples

bace · Jan 28, 2006

"Did that girl just make out with me...and the leave? What f___ing b!tch!!" - me last night

Darfion · Jan 28, 2006

"it's a f______ skin condition - Michael Jackson

Arch · Jan 28, 2006

" I think jar jar binks is a f____ing good idea" - George Lucus

aprilraven · Jan 28, 2006

"what the f____ do you mean there is no weapons of mass destruction???
* george w. bush *

Glassjaw · Jan 29, 2006

Lmao, that's great! Tried not to laugh too loud, considering it's 2:30 am.

Darfion · Jan 29, 2006

"Where the f___ are we?" - Christopher Columbus

aprilraven · Jan 29, 2006

what the f____ kind of defense is " if the gloves dont fit, you must aquit.."
- american people after o.j. trial...

markc · Feb 2, 2006

"F___, that hurts!" -- Nancy Kerrigan

"Dragon? The f___ you say!" -- St. George's squire

"Oh.... f___...." -- Louis Slotin

Louis Slotin is the guy that slipped while tickling the dragon's tail for work on the Manhattan Project. I really feel for the guy. He saved several co-workers' lives by reaching in and re-separating the two Uranium hemispheres but received a lethal dose of radiation in the process and died over the next five days. I can only imagine what was going through his head.

"We shall go on to the end, we shall f___ in France, we shall f___ on the seas and oceans, we shall f___ with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall f___ on the beaches, we shall f___ on the landing grounds, we shall f___ in the fields and in the streets, we shall f___ in the hills; we shall never surrender..." -- Winston Churchill