Beef up your profiles people!

[manda]

AS those of you that are around in the mischievous aussie hours tonight may be able to tell, I have some time on my hands, so Ive been reading people's profiles.

And dognammit, put me to sleep why don't you?!
Here I was hoping for a long list of tawdry, shameful tidbits full of scandal about your wanton lusts and desires but no...

"i like photography"
well DUH!

at least chase made me laugh by calling himself a computer geek and vonnagy had the sense to ask "who really reads these things?".
trish gets 2 points for admitting he likes "slovenly women"
voodoo apparently makes a mean boscaiola but only on a sunday

/end profile rant

 

[Dew]

i read profiles from time to time to find out a little more about a person, and i know what ur saying

 

[MDowdey]

yeah, dirty girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


md

 

[manda]

MOI??
I am all innocence

Dont know bout that Dew though...gotta watch her

 

[terri]

But I can't help it.... I really am as boring as I come acrossssszzzzzzzzz.....

I could make up some stuff, just for you Manda! I used to be a call girl...no, a stripper! And I wore only a g-string and carried a whip...no, a riding crop! :twisted: And lemme tell ya, I made lots of money humping that pole, girlfriend....

Then I got too old to strip and discovered photography and now I'm here!

Note to mods:<update Terri's profile >

 

[Dew]

:greenpbl:

 

[manda]

would u like me to make those changes for you, terri?

whoa boys, i think we got a wild one here...
all that whip talk almost got me flustered terri!

dew, u know i speak truthfully!

 

[MDowdey]

terri just got 10 cool points...



md

 

[terri]

Just trying to help.... :goodvibe:

 

[MDowdey]

well...you made my day at least...


md

 

[captain-spanky]

ummmm

 

[havoc]

Hey Terri, heres the deal, you can hump the pole, and i will take pictures for you... I will be your "personal" pphotographer!

BTW that offer is open to all the photo forum girls

 

[MDowdey]

i hold the..........light, yeah thats it, the light!



md

 

[terri]

:blulsh2: :

 

[MDowdey]

:blulsh2: :

terri, have you posted a pic of yourself in the self portrait thread?

i just want to put a face to this strange and perverse conversation...


im looking now...

md