Better a bird in the hand

[goodguy]

 

[480sparky45 45]

I see two in the hand. Does that mean there's only one in the bush?

 

[sm4him]

If there are TWO in the hand, I'd think that would mean there are FOUR in the bush.

 

[480sparky45 45]

If there are TWO in the hand, I'd think that would mean there are FOUR in the bush.

You must be an eternal optimist.

That, or you're an accountant for the federal gubbamint.

 

[goodguy]

No, there is only one bird there, the bird is a cannibal duck that has a dummy duckling between his feathers to make the other ducks comfortable and then when they get close to see the newborn duckling he bites their heads off and eats them, its a common duck technique among the African Namubu duck, very dangerous duck, they are known to swoop and grab full size aligators from the water. Luckily no human was so far hunted by these dangeous animals, they say we saste like crap

 

[goodguy]

On a more serious note does the picture spark anything else then jokes ?