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So this pops ups in the garden:

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I ask the expert (botanist wife), "what the bleep is that? Is that a daffodil?" Expert says, "looks like a mutant." I say, "a mutant! What the h*ll! What do you mean mutant?" Expert says, "It's probably a virus caused mutation." I say, "plants get viruses!!? WTF! Is it contagious?" Expert says, "of course it's contagious, how do you think it got it?"

Joe
 
Just don't exchange pollen with it and you should be fine.
 
stop messin with us!!!!!!!!
 
And in other news, the Human Genome project has determined that at least 50% of the "silent" human DNA is viral in origin.

So, if you feel you lack a purpose in life, take solace in being a receptacle for a lot of virion DNA sequences.

Jason - too late. "they" are already in you.
 
Send in the agents from SHIELD! :laugh2: :laugh2:

Then there is always the HIFIVE team - Hazard Investigation for Floral Involved Viruses in the Environment. :icon_flower: :biggrin-93:

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And in other news, the Human Genome project has determined that at least 50% of the "silent" human DNA is viral in origin.

So, if you feel you lack a purpose in life, take solace in being a receptacle for a lot of virion DNA sequences.

Jason - too late. "they" are already in you.

Damn...they didn't even buy me dinner first
 

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