Breaking news!!

voodoocat · Aug 18, 2004

TPF Press Wednesday 08.18.2004

Staff Writer
voodoocat

Our TPF Press photographer caught this scene on Wednesday afternoon at the ranch of Fifi. Fifi's daughters were discovered in the aftermath of their night of boozing and smoking marijuana. The alleged attack appears to have happened at 9:04 am when the two woke up with "the munchies". With this latest news the polls should swing in Odin's favor. Stay tuned for up to the minute coverage on decision '04.

Osmer_Toby · Aug 18, 2004

aaaaaarrrrrggggggggg!!!! i've been scooped!!!

issed:

Karalee · Aug 18, 2004

Osmer_Toby said:
aaaaaarrrrrggggggggg!!!! i've been scooped!!! issed:

:lmao: ya snooze ya lose

graigdavis · Aug 18, 2004

The Davis Gazette 8/18/2004

In Response to- by Seamore Butts

For the first time in the race for the mascot, the Odin campaign takes the first swing and a miss by tresspassing on the Fifi house hold to take a picture of his legitimate daughters. The reporter went on to say that the girls were born out of acts of drinking heavily and smoking pot. When confronted Mr. Fifi responded by saying "I am dissapointed that the Odin campaign would go to these lengths to try and hurt me and my campaign" he says. In another statement Fifi says "I will not go to these same lengths, if I win its from people liking me for who I am, and I know the people in the forum know me and my partner Mr. Davis."

In further research the girls were born with his X-wife Fluffy when they were married. He said there was wine involved but he was not high."

terri · Aug 18, 2004

In A Related Story.... from The Georgia Pugzette

Odin has received disturbing intelligence that the Fifi campaign may not be what it appears to be. Fifi himself was seen (by a source who prefers to remain anonymous, saying only, "I cain't trust that grinning feline.") attempting to have sex with a squirrel in Central Park.

Odin, already seriously upset that Fifi rejected his offer to be his running mate, is currently in seclusion analyzing this and other pieces of intelligence that he says "Offer less a pretty picture than one of Fifi himself".

Stay tuned. :shock:

MDowdey · Aug 18, 2004

geez guys, please just step away from the monitor and get some fresh air....please?

,md

graigdavis · Aug 18, 2004

I wish. only an hour left of work before I can get out of here...

terri · Aug 18, 2004

MDowdey said:
geez guys, please just step away from the monitor and get some fresh air....please?

,md

Why would we do that?

MDowdey · Aug 18, 2004

terri said:
MDowdey said:

geez guys, please just step away from the monitor and get some fresh air....please?

,md

Click to expand...

Why would we do that?

because you guys have lost your noodles...bad.

md

Sharkbait · Aug 18, 2004

Nucking futs, the whole lot of you!

oriecat · Aug 18, 2004

New breaking news! One of Fifi's own supporters accuses his daughters of eating a new rival candidate! The rival candidate's management team assures us he is ok, but what does this say about Fifi and his family? Potential candidate eaters... sickos...

photogoddess · Aug 18, 2004

graigdavis said:
The Davis Gazette 8/18/2004

In Response to- by Seamore Butts

The king of porn??? :shock:

vonnagy · Aug 19, 2004

:scratch:

all i can say i have no idea wft this is aboot, but it somehow makes perfect sense to me!

Corry · Apr 22, 2005

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I know this is a REALLY old post, but I was getting nostalgic about some past members and past memories of this place, and came across this! I'm laughing so hard right now! I'm gonna have to find the other threads that went along with this one!!!

By the way, I think Fifi needs to come back.