Brian Regan

[BoblyBill]

I just got two of his dvd's and thought it would be nice to put your favorite Brian Regan quotes here:

Teacher: Brian?

Brian: Whaaaaat?

Teacher: When should should I put an "i" before an "e"?

Brian: Umm... always...

Teacher: No Brian... "i" before "e" except after "c" or as in neighbor or weigh and on weekends and holidays and all thoughout May and YOU'LL BE WRONG NOT MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!

Brian: That's a rough rule...

Teacher: Brian, what is the plural of box?

Brian: boxen...

Teacher: Brian...

Brian: Whattt?

Teacher: your an imbecile.

Brian: imbecilullan

 

[BoblyBill]

Am I the only one that knows of Brian Regan?

 

[Mitica100]

Yep!

 

[spiffybeth]

i bought two boxen of donuts!

 

[SCguy]

Teacher: Brian, why dont you explain your scientific model.

Brian: Its a cup of dirt.

Teacher: What do you call it?

Brian: I call it Cup of Dirt!

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Brian: If I put the box on the scale, it will COVER THE NUMBERS!

LOL

RD

 

[saltface]

Teacher: Brian, why dont you explain your scientific model.

Brian: Its a cup of dirt.

Teacher: What do you call it?

Brian: I call it Cup of Dirt!

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Brian: If I put the box on the scale, it will COVER THE NUMBERS!

LOL

RD

The yellow one's the sun!

 

[SCguy]

LOL, yeah forgot about that one!

RD