Bush speaks...

danalec99 · Sep 15, 2005

"I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible."

Unimaxium · Sep 15, 2005

Link's not working for me.

vonnagy · Sep 15, 2005

NEWSFLASH - BUSH IS DEAD!

sorry couldn't resist

havoc · Sep 15, 2005

Yea! the glorious day that 50% of america and 75% of the world have been waiting for!!!!!!! Oh wait, that was a cruel cruel joke LOL

Much like Vonn, i too couldn't resist LOL

havoc · Sep 15, 2005

Now i am prolly on the carnivore list, and i bet a secret service guy will be 15 minutes behind sending that post LOL

summers_enemy · Sep 15, 2005

Linky no workey

But :lmao: at the rest of ya!

danalec99 · Sep 15, 2005

How about this?
http://www.pdnonline.com/pdn/newswire/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1001137642

hobbes28 · Sep 15, 2005

It can't find pdnonline.com...

danalec99 · Sep 15, 2005

Both the links work for me.

Anyways, just go to pdnonline.com and check out the second article. Nothing biggie...

Mitica100 · Sep 16, 2005

Link worked for me.

tmpadmin · Sep 16, 2005

President Bush was walking through the streets of DC one day. He came across an old man with a white beard holding two stone tablets. President Bush tugged on his robe and asked; "are you Moses?" The man just looked at the sky and ignored him. Again President Bush tugged harder and asked; "are you Moses?" The man continued looking at the sky and ignored him. This time President Bush hugged as hard as he could without knocking the old man over and demanded; "ARE YOU MOSES".

The old man slowly looked down into President Bush's eyes and said; "please go away, the last time I talked to a bush I got lost in the desert for 40 years."