Canadian Highways must really be messed up

[table1349]

If Red Skelton made fun of Canadian highways they must really be messed.

Of course they probably copied them from California.

 

[Derrel]

Funny stuff. Had not seen Red in a long while.

 

[pgriz]

If Red Skelton made fun of Canadian highways they must really be messed.

If he drove in Montreal in the past five years or so, he'd be joining the guys in the funny house. The saying "you can't get there from here" is the standard by which we live. And just as we start figuring out the labyrinth, they switch it on us. Sometimes the road department does a fake - putting up orange cones giving you the hope that they actually lead somewhere.... and then you find out they are able to do a Moebius strip configuration WITHOUT inverting. Then we have the phenomenon of traffic flow "taming" by merging five or more lanes into one, and then detouring the resulting stream in a different direction. One of these days, we'll find out that the whole road rebuilding exercise was a CIA mind experiment gone rogue.

 

[table1349]

If Red Skelton made fun of Canadian highways they must really be messed.

If he drove in Montreal in the past five years or so, he'd be joining the guys in the funny house. The saying "you can't get there from here" is the standard by which we live. And just as we start figuring out the labyrinth, they switch it on us. Sometimes the road department does a fake - putting up orange cones giving you the hope that they actually lead somewhere.... and then you find out they are able to do a Moebius strip configuration WITHOUT inverting. Then we have the phenomenon of traffic flow "taming" by merging five or more lanes into one, and then detouring the resulting stream in a different direction. One of these days, we'll find out that the whole road rebuilding exercise was a CIA mind experiment gone rogue.

If Red drove in Montreal in the past five years I would be Freaked OUT!!! Red died September 17, 1997.

 

[pgriz]

Well, yeah, but that's just a detail. Hey man! you have to think outa da box!

 

[table1349]

You mean This kind of outa da box?

 

[pgriz]

That's one kind. I had more in mind something along the lines of: "IF Red was still around, and IF he drove around ..."