Can't play Chess; Won't play Chess...

[Hertz van Rental]

For those of you who can't play Chess (or like me can't stand it) - an alternative.
Many years ago, one drunken night at a pub, someone came up with a game idea - to invent the most pointless game in the world*.
So shall we try it here?

Post your ideas for the most pointless game.



(*The fools let me go first. I came up with 'Strip poker by post'.
So they gave me a good drubbing and went home )

 

[Bokeh]

I like Chess, but not the kind that takes more than 5min to finish a game

 

[triggerhappy]

(*The fools let me go first. I came up with 'Strip poker by post'.
So they gave me a good drubbing and went home )

:lmao:

No good ideas at the moment, so how about we each make up a rule and see where the game ends up?

Shall I go first? You have to keep your eyes closed.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

And one finger in your left ear - at all times

 

[photogoddess]

I like playing but I don't like games.... go figure.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I like playing but I don't like games.... go figure.

I'd already figured that out

 

[photogoddess]

So, what do we play now? :twisted:

What happened Hertz? I'm no longer your focus on the forum? Lost my Mistress status?

 

[Nigel]

SkiFree. Try to beat -200,172.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

So, what do we play now? :twisted:

What happened Hertz? I'm no longer your focus on the forum? Lost my Mistress status?

How could that ever happen?
Just don't like people to get bored with me or my silliness.

In answer to your q: Truth or Dare? :twisted:

 

[triggerhappy]

dare. always dare :twisted:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

dare. always dare :twisted:

I thought that went without saying

 

[ferny]

International Internet Spin The Bottle

It may have a few bugs though.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

International Internet Spin The Bottle

It may have a few bugs though.

Sounds a bit like Virtual Sheep Dog Trials....

 

[ferny]

One Nerd And His Mouse, coming to BBCi soon.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

One Nerd And His Mouse, coming to BBCi soon.

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