Cant think of a thread title

[Marctwo]

Chaotic, brash and hostile -
Your poetry can seethe.
Adopt the lotus, sit a while,
Chill out, relax and breathe.

 

[Rob]

relax ok, nice and calm
chi-gung my friend, and tiger balm
thinking soft and relaxed
unwound and un-taxed
aaaaaahhh yes, the pleasures of the palm

 

[Marctwo]

Those positive waves are cosmic,
I can see them eminate.
There almost ectoplasmic...
No... hang on... they're salty, mate.

 

[Rob]

Positive waves are a natural high
but careful, look out for your eye
because of all and every thing
that's the worst kind of sting
aim down instead at your thigh

 

[Marctwo]

A wonderful rhyme about masculine slime
And with detail I wouldn't have dreamt.
So if ever the need, your advice I shall heed
Or at least I will make an attempt.

 

[terri]

Quite alarmed at this thread, I am so
Relieved I am female and can *go
Without making a mess, or causing distress
How I miss being Queen of Innuendo!






*used as opposite of come in this instance

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Quite alarmed at this thread, I am so
Relieved I am female and can *go
Without making a mess, or causing distress
How I miss being Queen of Innuendo!






*used as opposite of come in this instance

That's just like a woman, hon,
To have no way of knowing
Whether or not you have just come
Or if, in fact, you're going.

 

[terri]

My poor Hertz, I can see is confused
By the change of some wording I used
When trying merely to rhyme – and I see that it's time
For beginning to feel quite abused!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Confusion's a state of affairs
Common 'twixt women and men.
But now is no time to split hairs
Just accept you must do it again.
For practice makes perfect we're told
As it takes much hard work to get good.
And in some things you're bound to strike gold -
Like your skill in giving gentlemen wood.

 

[photogoddess]

:shock:

 

[Rob]

When all is said and done
it clear to me that some
have interest, nay obsession
with matters of engorge and stiffen
however whether tis parting or thrusting
or simpering or blushing
it's likely your day's been more fun!

 

[Verbal]

The only reason I am posting this here
is to see if my signature's working.
I've not had a sig since I joined TPF
Because most of the time I've been lurking.
But now I am posting so regularly
I thought I should make me a picture.
But if this sig falls outside of the rules
Please, don't give me a lecture!

 

[Verbal]

Well what do you know,
the rules were quite plain
my sig was just way too big.

So now I must go
and Photoshop me
an extremely tiny new sig.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

:shock:

There's no need for you to looked shocked
As the cause of your envious stares
Is the fact that your pleasure room's locked
(The dungeon is closed for repairs!)

 

[Meysha]

I used to read hundreds of threads,
I'd sit here for hours and hours.
So while I sit here instead
of having a shower,
I can't get one thing out of my head...
right... I'll give myself head!