conspiracy? or coincidence??

[Bace.]

My darling little Erniehatt ... Mum had no choice but to raise you as her own ... you see, little one ... the reason you're so screwed up in the head is .... is ..... well .... I'm actually your mother. You see ... Hertz and your grandmother, whom you have always believed to be your very own Mum, had a torrid little tussle one day and produced me. I had a torrid little tussle one day with a certain *CAGEy* fellow and produced you. Alas, due to his cloven hoofed condition, we were unable to raise you properly and I left you, for your own good, with Mumsie. I ran into Cagey just this past summer and his cloven hoof problem was being treated with cream. We picked up where we left off, but I realized that you, sweeting, were seriously ill having been raised by Hertz and Mumsie ...

Can you ever forgive me? Do you think we'll be able to reconnect and become ... :sniff: a ..... family?

Dude. Your mum's a hottie.

 

[Erniehatt's Back]

My darling little Erniehatt ... Mum had no choice but to raise you as her own ... you see, little one ... the reason you're so screwed up in the head is .... is ..... well .... I'm actually your mother. You see ... Hertz and your grandmother, whom you have always believed to be your very own Mum, had a torrid little tussle one day and produced me. I had a torrid little tussle one day with a certain *CAGEy* fellow and produced you. Alas, due to his cloven hoofed condition, we were unable to raise you properly and I left you, for your own good, with Mumsie. I ran into Cagey just this past summer and his cloven hoof problem was being treated with cream. We picked up where we left off, but I realized that you, sweeting, were seriously ill having been raised by Hertz and Mumsie ...

Can you ever forgive me? Do you think we'll be able to reconnect and become ... :sniff: a ..... family?

I did always wonder why mum was older enough to be my friends' mothers' mother. And that explains the walker.

Now that I think about, it explains stealing other people's artwork. JonMikal, can you forgive me? I wasn't trying to steal from others, I was desparately trying to FIND ME...who I was...who I am. It's all so clear to me know. Now I understand what that strange man in the overcoat and boots meant that awful day on the merry-go-round. It's horrible. I thought he just wanted to TAKE pictures of me, but he was really warning me NOT to take pictures FROM others.

Oh, how could have been so bad?

Mum, where do we begin? It's been been so long....and now I'm so confused...mum's granny, the real pop is Hertz *shudder* Next you'll tell me that Johnny Boy and that monkey are my brothers??

 

[jocose]

My darling little Erniehatt ... Mum had no choice but to raise you as her own ... you see, little one ... the reason you're so screwed up in the head is .... is ..... well .... I'm actually your mother. You see ... Hertz and your grandmother, whom you have always believed to be your very own Mum, had a torrid little tussle one day and produced me. I had a torrid little tussle one day with a certain *CAGEy* fellow and produced you. Alas, due to his cloven hoofed condition, we were unable to raise you properly and I left you, for your own good, with Mumsie. I ran into Cagey just this past summer and his cloven hoof problem was being treated with cream. We picked up where we left off, but I realized that you, sweeting, were seriously ill having been raised by Hertz and Mumsie ...

Can you ever forgive me? Do you think we'll be able to reconnect and become ... :sniff: a ..... family?

seems this thread is getting a little incestuous :lmao:

 

[Bace.]

seems this thread is getting a little incestuous :lmao:

Incest is best man!!

And wasn't the person who started it from Arkansas. I'm just saying.

 

[jocose]

Incest is best man!!

And wasn't the person who started it from Arkansas. I'm just saying.

What's the old saying? The family that lays together stays together.

 

[Ravin Graves]

I did always wonder why mum was older enough to be my friends' mothers' mother. And that explains the walker.

Now that I think about, it explains stealing other people's artwork. JonMikal, can you forgive me? I wasn't trying to steal from others, I was desparately trying to FIND ME...who I was...who I am. It's all so clear to me know. Now I understand what that strange man in the overcoat and boots meant that awful day on the merry-go-round. It's horrible. I thought he just wanted to TAKE pictures of me, but he was really warning me NOT to take pictures FROM others.

Oh, how could have been so bad?

Mum, where do we begin? It's been been so long....and now I'm so confused...mum's granny, the real pop is Hertz *shudder* Next you'll tell me that Johnny Boy and that monkey are my brothers??

Oh ... my sweet little spawn ... that man on the merrygoround wasn't just any horrible man ... that was Monkey boy ... just trying to get a photo of you ... for me ... and my memories ... the snippet of hair he took from you was for the cauldron ...

JohnnyBoy isn't your brother. He's actually your sister ... and she prefers to be called Joanny ... but I'm sure s/he will be tolerant of you while you readjust. Hertz wasn't so very bad as a popsie, was he? I know he can be a little formal at times, but he did loosen up and creak about with you, didn't he? Mumsie was doing her best ... working with what she had at the time you know.

Whatever must you think of me? ...

 

[Erniehatt's Back]

yuppers, we's just a bunch of West Virginian Pig Farmers!

Actually, I think it might be possible that it's really just one person in this entire thread with way too many personalities!

 

[Bace.]

"I am my own grandpa."

 

[anicole]

seems this thread is getting a little incestuous

Incest is best man!!

And wasn't the person who started it from Arkansas. I'm just saying.

What's the old saying? The family that lays together stays together.

double double toil and trouble

 

[Erniehatt's Back]

Oh ... my sweet little spawn ... that man on the merrygoround wasn't just any horrible man ... that was Monkey boy ... just trying to get a photo of you ... for me ... and my memories ... the snippet of hair he took from you was for the cauldron ...

JohnnyBoy isn't your brother. He's actually your sister ... and she prefers to be called Joanny ... but I'm sure s/he will be tolerant of you while you readjust. Hertz wasn't so very bad as a popsie, was he? I know he can be a little formal at times, but he did loosen up and creak about with you, didn't he? Mumsie was doing her best ... working with what she had at the time you know.

Whatever must you think of me? ...

Well, I'm just wondering who you really are. Mum--I mean granny--always talked about that no-good crack whore sister of hers...Oh My GOD, mum, were YOU that crack whore????

I hope you didn't get all the pictures that man took. I mean some of them were a little, um, well, revealing. But Mr. Snickett (the man on the merry-go-round) told me that that is what all the boys do when posing.

As for JoanMikal, now I understand the lipstick incident! It's all so clear now.

 

[aprilraven]

what is happening here??? i feel like this is a bad scene from coo coo's nest....

where's johnny????

 

[aprilraven]

who the hell is joan mikal???

 

[anicole]

Hell in a handbasket .... that's all I can say ... hell in a handbasket!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Don't ask me. But one of the joys of being a Mod is you can see people's URL's so I know who is who on here.
So who am I?

 

[Calliope]

As a counselor, let me clarify:

Hertz (and friends) suffer from Sadistic personality disorder and trichotillomania;
JonMikal (and friends) suffer from Schizoaffective disorder;
Ravin Graves suffer from Schizophrenogenic (which of course affects Erniehatt)
Terri and Bace have a textbook issue of the Oedipus complex
Jocose seems to suffer from depersonalization
Aprilraven & Anicole suffer from schizophrenia

Everyone on this thread suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder