conspiracy? or coincidence??

[aprilraven]

i was just wondering...

have you ever noticed that hertz, jonmikal, scoob, and avis are never on the same thread at the same time?? i have begun to think they are one and the same.......

could we have a dilemma here...?? calling all slueths and private dicks..
( make up your own comments there....)

prove they are the same, or give me proof they are different...

whats your take on the theory...( did i tell ya'll i was a conspiracy theorist from way back....???) :mrgreen:

 

[Verbal]

See, I think it all has to do with the magnetic pull. Everyone knows that there is a small iron deposit in guy's noses, and I think Hertz, Jon, Scoob and Avis have a stronger deposit than most. My theory is that the magnetic charge in their noses pushes them away from each to a certain distance, thus disallowing them to post in the same thread!

Or maybe I just need more sleep... lol

 

[aprilraven]

hey is that a magnet in your nose, or are ya glad to post here???

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You couldn't be further from the truth.
I'm sure I'd notice if I was sharing my strides with the others.

 

[Avis]

Couldn't agree more, Hertz.
If I had £1 for every person that thought you and I were the same I'd have £1.50.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Well Hi there Avis. Haven't seen you for a while.

 

[Avis]

And I'd like to keep it that way, thanks.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Ingrate! You'd be nothing without me.

 

[Avis]

Two nothings don't make something, you know.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Happy now, April? Convinced?

 

[photogoddess]

Now boys... play nice with each other or I'll send you off to my dungeon to play alone.

 

[Avis]

I don't find you are convincing at the best of times.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Now boys... play nice with each other or I'll send you off to my dungeon to play alone.

Now you know what happened the last time you tried that. You were walking funny for days.

 

[Avis]

Funny? She couldn't stop laughing, you mean.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I have that effect on women.... unfortunately.