D50 grip?

[Nikolai]

Anyone know if anyone makes one that's worthy? I did a search (I'm no forum nooby, lol) and came up with no, Nikon doesn't make one, and the others are cheap/flimsy.

Can anyone advise me to what I can do to get a vertical grip on this thing short of selling/trading/upgrading for a d70s/d200?

Thanks.