Daily funny....

[photogoddess]

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone
before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

10. "Hey Doc , let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of them all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
there."

 

[Big Mike]

 

[vonnagy]

:LOL: :lmao: :LOL: :smileys:

 

[aggiezach]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:



Zach

 

[Sharkbait]

Love that last one!

 

[Sharkbait]

You know, you only have to be worried during the proctological exam if you feel both the doctor's hands on your shoulders. :shock:

 

[aggiezach]

 

[Mitica100]

:smileys: :smileys:

Good ones!

 

[Mitica100]

You know, you only have to be worried during the proctological exam if you feel both the doctor's hands on your shoulders. :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lmao: :LOL: :lmao: :LOL: :lmao:

 

[ferny]

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Lula]

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

 

[Luminosity]

LOL those are goooooood ! :LOL:

 

[tmpadmin]

HA ahhhahah! Not looking forward to that.

 

[LittleMan]

:lmao: :LOL: :lmao: :LOL: :lmao:

 

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