Dear Derrel,

[Village Idiot]

... a colostomy bag full of lightning bugs?

Entertaining, but disgusting...well, if the bag is used that is.

 

[NikonNewbie]

A secret decoder ring with optional MP3 player, smoke screen and parabolic reflector.

ohhhh Inspector Gadget (ish)

 

[Village Idiot]

Since Derrel is too yeller to show his face in this thread:

The beauty dish was right. It was on a Speedotron Black Line 202VF head running off a Speedotron 405 pack.