deserted fantasy.....

[aprilraven]

and rum....

wait, i dont drink....

but johnny depp said rum is needed on the island, and i agree...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

This IS fantasy....desert....island....we simply must have fire!

FIRE......hot!

Friction. Friction is good.
Best way to get things hot is to give them a good rub.

 

[aprilraven]

Friction. Friction is good.
Best way to get things hot is to give them a good rub.

i have always adhered to friction.... works for me everytime...:thumbup:

 

[woodsac]

so...we're all gonna be stranded on the same island...right?

packing list...hmmmm

chocolate
matches
rum
sushi
steak
volleyball
*locate big bird* if not buy big yellow suit with wings (Hertz you owe me)
oxygen
cd player
clothes...ya right!
call mygrain *remind about sammiches*

Take time to right new lyrics:
clap your hands and stomp your feet to a hoe-down:

grab a girl n take her by the arm
swing er round and show your charm

pick her up...now put her down
sit er in the chocolate on the ground

roll around till it starts ta melt
now go ahead take off your belt

once it's melted and you're fired
tell her some lies till she gets tired

take your fingers and dip em in
now go and place em under yur chin

now that they smell good n ripe
she won't have a single gripe

keep your shades on like belushi
you n her are ready to each sushi
*what did you think I was talking about*

I don't drink either, but I think now is a good time for the rum

 

[Corry]

so...we're all gonna be stranded on the same island...right?

packing list...hmmmm

chocolate
matches
rum
sushi
steak
volleyball
*locate big bird* if not buy big yellow suit with wings (Hertz you owe me)
oxygen
cd player
clothes...ya right!
call mygrain *remind about sammiches*

Take time to right new lyrics:
clap your hands and stomp your feet to a hoe-down:

grab a girl n take her by the arm
swing er round and show your charm

pick her up...now put her down
sit er in the chocolate on the ground

roll around till it starts ta melt
now go ahead take off your belt

once it's melted and you're fired
tell her some lies till she gets tired

take your fingers and dip em in
now go and place em under yur chin

now that they smell good n ripe
she won't have a single gripe

keep your shades on like belushi
you n her are ready to each sushi
*what did you think I was talking about*

I don't drink either, but I think now is a good time for the rum

I don't think you wanna do that... I just read that the man that played big bird was accused of murder...a body was found on his property. No joke...I'm gonna have to find that article.

 

[aprilraven]

woodsac, your a poet my man!! i howled at this... this is a keeper..

anicole... you gotta copy and past and use later...deal??

wow... i stand in awe of you... wait, thats not awe.... awwwww.....sh*t...

 

[Corry]

http://www.edmontonsun.com/News/World/2005/12/14/1352346-sun.html

 

[woodsac]

woodsac, your a poet my man!! i howled at this... this is a keeper..

anicole... you gotta copy and past and use later...deal??

wow... i stand in awe of you... wait, thats not awe.... awwwww.....sh*t...

:blushing:
Do you know how long it took me to rhyme 'sushi' :hertz:

 

[aprilraven]

it like trying to rhyme orange and purple..and lets see..there is another one that you cant rhyme....

hmmm.....

maybe we can get hertz and photogal to just stick with fish or steak...wanna?

 

[woodsac]

it like trying to rhyme orange and purple..and lets see..there is another one that you cant rhyme....

hmmm.....

maybe we can get hertz and photogal to just stick with fish or steak...wanna?

I'm sure photogal won't have a problem sticking hertz with fish...er...ummm...fishing for hertz with steak...whatever...you know what I mean :lmao:

 

[anicole]

okay ... since I'm stuck on the Ranger theme ... and you, darling woodsac, are former Army ... I gotta tell ya, I'm a little disappointed that there wasn't a 'sound off ... one/two ... sound off ... three/four ... break it on down ...' in there somewhere.

Even so ... I salute you, dude :salute: , and I :hail: to your abilities.

(he can write cadences and all I can write are trashy novellas ... where's that bottle of seconal?)

 

[photo gal]

so...we're all gonna be stranded on the same island...right?

packing list...hmmmm

chocolate
matches
rum
sushi
steak
volleyball
*locate big bird* if not buy big yellow suit with wings (Hertz you owe me)
oxygen
cd player
clothes...ya right!
call mygrain *remind about sammiches*

Take time to right new lyrics:
clap your hands and stomp your feet to a hoe-down:

grab a girl n take her by the arm
swing er round and show your charm

pick her up...now put her down
sit er in the chocolate on the ground

roll around till it starts ta melt
now go ahead take off your belt

once it's melted and you're fired
tell her some lies till she gets tired

take your fingers and dip em in
now go and place em under yur chin

now that they smell good n ripe
she won't have a single gripe

keep your shades on like belushi
you n her are ready to each sushi
*what did you think I was talking about*

I don't drink either, but I think now is a good time for the rum

OMG :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: thanks for that woody!

 

[photo gal]

it like trying to rhyme orange and purple..and lets see..there is another one that you cant rhyme....

hmmm.....

maybe we can get hertz and photogal to just stick with fish or steak...wanna?

I'll stick to the steak if he promises to eat sushi

 

[JonMikal]

:hail:

somehow i feel this bowing guy with his mouth open is taking on a different meaning in this thread. :mrgreen:

now that you include the dead, i'll take Richard Nixon.

 

[woodsac]

okay ... since I'm stuck on the Ranger theme ... and you, darling woodsac, are former Army ... I gotta tell ya, I'm a little disappointed that there wasn't a 'sound off ... one/two ... sound off ... three/four ... break it on down ...' in there somewhere.

Even so ... I salute you, dude :salute: , and I :hail: to your abilities.

(he can write cadences and all I can write are trashy novellas ... where's that bottle of seconal?)

another verse?

all you soldiers jump back up
and wipe that chocolate off her butt

march in place till she says stop
you know it won't happen till she gets hot

open that box and look inside
a big yellow suit is what you'll find

put it on and start to cluck
girls your response should be lets f&*$

now you'll start to bump n grind
keep on going till she goes blind

your rifles loaded n ready to shoot
so fire that big 10 gun salute