But in reality... the matches that take place in WWE rings are battles between avatars of cosmic power, the results of which decide the fate of the universe... every week on the USA network.
Sorry, a bunch of mostly naked, sweaty men rolling around on a mat isn't my idea of entertainment. But then again, your girlfriend thinks you're a woman, so it's all good.
a saying about baseball cards comes to mind, i dont know why. maybe there is a way to change it to fit wrestling.
kids who collect baseball cards are collecting pictures of their hero's, grown men who collect baseball cards are just collecting pictures of other men.