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Eyes are always creepy.

All you need now is an 80's windbreaker and a white van.

Indeed. The necessary equipment for the trifecta of implied pedophilia.

No no no, the trifecta is

1) creepy white guy with candy

2) chloraform

3) rickety old white van.(its gotta be rickety, kidnapping in a new Kia Sedona is a no no.)

Also if you are in a bind, you can replace ingrediants #2 and #3 with 1 catholic priest uniform.

Clearly you are much more versed in pedophilia than most. :lmao:
 
Indeed. The necessary equipment for the trifecta of implied pedophilia.

No no no, the trifecta is

1) creepy white guy with candy

2) chloraform

3) rickety old white van.(its gotta be rickety, kidnapping in a new Kia Sedona is a no no.)

Also if you are in a bind, you can replace ingrediants #2 and #3 with 1 catholic priest uniform.

Clearly you are much more versed in pedophilia than most. :lmao:

Nope, I just watched one too many episodes of "to catch a predator" or whatever its called.:lmao:
 
No no no, the trifecta is

1) creepy white guy with candy

2) chloraform

3) rickety old white van.(its gotta be rickety, kidnapping in a new Kia Sedona is a no no.)

Also if you are in a bind, you can replace ingrediants #2 and #3 with 1 catholic priest uniform.

Clearly you are much more versed in pedophilia than most. :lmao:

Nope, I just watched one too many episodes of "to catch a predator" or whatever its called.:lmao:

watched, or starred in?
 
Reminds me of a poem...

[clears throat]

Roses are red....

Violets are blue.....

Now smell my rag, and get in the van.
 
Reminds me of a poem...

[clears throat]

Roses are red....

Violets are blue.....

Now smell my rag, and get in the van.

Well research just goes to show that if you do poor some chloroform into a rag all you have to do is approach your victim and do the follow:

Hey does this smell like chloroform to you? *cover victims mouth and nose with rag*.

Mission accomplished. :thumbup:
 
I almost spewed coffee all over my monitor reading all of these comments....:biglaugh: Made my day! :lmao: Thanks for this^.
 

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