Whoa whoa man. No need to get so mad. We are just talking theories here.
Scientifically speaking, the more variables you have the more errors that can occur. So, since we were talking about a change in shutter speed, I kept everything except shutter speed the same (with the exception of ISO so that I could correctly expose).
And based on more scientific principles, the DoF is, on a FF 5D, at 85mm, with a subject distance of 3 ft, is about 0.5 inches (and I'm being generous) at f/1.4. That knife is about 8 inches long and my hand is coming from the front. That gives significant reason to believe that everything is out of focus at that working difference.
Just because you think you're right doesn't mean that everyone else is wrong. This is the internet after all.