Funny Funny website.. (might be NSFW)

[Marea]

I'm laughing out LOUD at texts from last night <----this site...

oh my...

So the only digits you see are the area code (recognize any?)

and they are all supposedly 'texts from last night'...

Some are NSFW but sooooooooooooooooo funny:lmao:

(918): I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.



http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/areacode/918



(248): Update, blind date is cute and fun.
(248): Scratch that, blind date just threw up.

 

[epp_b]

it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.

 

[iflynething]

Bookmarked

 

[Josh66]

(817): After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.

:lmao:

 

[Corry]

I've been reading this for weeks, and it's definitely not safe for work.

 

[clarinetJWD]

(905): Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?

BWAHAHAHA

 

[Josh66]

(905): Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?

BWAHAHAHA

I'm trying to think of a situation where frozen mustard would come in handy...

Any ideas?

 

[AlexColeman]

A really, really hot hotdog?

 

[clarinetJWD]

(905): Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?

BWAHAHAHA

I'm trying to think of a situation where frozen mustard would come in handy...

Any ideas?

Well, maybe they were looking for a way to keep their sandwich cold until lunch time? No? Nope...no ideas.