Getting a Vasectomy tomorrow...

[rainking]

Starting to get nervous. ale:

 

[Big Mike]

 

[Derrel]

ROFLMAO!!!!! Hi-Lar-I-Ous!

 

[rainking]

Hahaha, thanks for the support guys! That picture just sent pains down my balls.

 

[dancingsphinx22]

Hey, I'm no dude, so I have no input whatsoever, but I hear the procedure is nothing compared to getting tubal ligation. So you have that on your side!

Here's one man's tale. Hopefully it helps.
Childfreedom: A Man's View

 

[rainking]

Hey, I'm no dude, so I have no input whatsoever, but I hear the procedure is nothing compared to getting tubal ligation. So you have that on your side!

Here's one man's tale. Hopefully it helps.
Childfreedom: A Man's View

But, but, but it's my balls!

Thanks for the link! I hope I have the same experience.

 

[Formatted]

But, but, but it's my balls!

At-least your not getting castrated like my dog... Thats unless they slip...

 

[dancingsphinx22]

At-least your not getting castrated like my dog... Thats unless they slip...

See!! Thats another good point! Have no fear.

And hey, Formatted, there's a solution for your dog. Saw this on Penn & Teller...
Neuticles.com

 

[rainking]

I survived. Wasn't that bad at all.

 

[rmh159]

I survived. Wasn't that bad at all.

Ok after reading all of the posts to this topic I think we all deserve a LITTLE more detail than that. Slap the NSFW tag on this topic and let's have it.

 

[rainking]

Okay, so I went in. A nurse prepped me. Had me strip down to just a gown. They had me shave my balls the day before (I already keep them nice and shaved). She wiped some sort of solution to make sure it was sterile. A warm rag was placed over my balls to make them hang to make it easier to find the vas. The doctor came in. Chatted for a bit. Then the anesthesia shot followed. It felt like a sting then followed by the sensation of being kicked in the balls. The pain shot up my abdomen. A few minutes later he asked me if this hurt; I said no. He said okay, going to make the incision. I felt no pain. I kept looking at the ceiling and at no point did I look down. I started to sweat profusely due to nerves. The nurse quickly spotted it and put a fan in front of me. That made me feel so much better. At one point, I felt pain and the doctor gave me another shot of anesthesia. About 15 minutes later, he told me that I was going to smell/see smoke. He proceeded to cauterize the end of the vas to ensure spontaneous reconnecting didn't happen. I smelt my own flesh burning! Then the whole process was repeated on the other side. The two worst part of the whole process was smelling my flesh burning and hearing the metal instruments clinking around. I wish I brought headphones. It took me a good week to heal and I just finally started to feel 100% normal again.

 

[Robin Usagani]

im goning to reserve a new username for you. Rainqueen


JK bud.. glad everything went well. I may have to do this soon... after having triplets I dont think I want another one although I really want a boy.

 

[Nubbs]

Dude I nearly passed out just from reading that. I was planing on getting a vasectomy as a gift to my wife for our one year anniversary. But now Im only doing it if the knock out!

Glad you made it through ok

 

[Hollywoodgt]

Hahaha, thanks for the support guys! That picture just sent pains down my balls.

Honestly it's no biggy at all! The hard part is when the hot nurse comes in to shave ya then rubs alcohol on ya Piece of advise don't do anything for a few days, it will feel fine, but still chill. Have your wife buy a few bags of frozen peas to keep the swelling down. After the recommended time tell the wife your suppose to do it everyday for two months.....doctors orders.

 

[rainking]

Thanks guys. Everything is back to normal now. I can't tell a difference. They do say your load decreases about 5% but I can't tell the difference. It's great having sex without the worries of having another kid.

BTW, I'm 32, divorced and have a 4 year old son.