Great unanswered questions of our time?

[LWW]

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

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[LWW]

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

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[LWW]

What is the speed of dark?

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[LWW]

How come we never hear about gruntled employees?

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[LWW]

Why do people park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

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[Unimaxium]

Looks like someone wants to increase their post count :er:

 

[chris82]

when an army platoon gets surounded why does the commanding officer shout fire at will...i mean what did will do...its not wills fault they got surounded

 

[chris82]

when someone dies in there sleep why does the docter always say its ok,he/she died peacefully,i mean how does he know did the deceased tell him

 

[V.Alonso]

If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?

LWW

if it is done spairingly over thyme :greenpbl::greenpbl:

 

[midget patrol]

if it is done spairingly over thyme :greenpbl::greenpbl:

THAT's a groaner.

Why does victor make such awful puns?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

 

[Torus34]

'Cause he's not sage enough to make great ones?

 

[EBphotography]

How do the do not walk on grass signs get there?

 

[ShutteredEye]

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pan?

Why do we park on driveways, and drive on parkways?

Why do they call sores on your butt hemorhoids? Shouldn't they be called asteroids?

 

[Photo Mime]

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

LWW

ale: ale: :stun: :stun:

 

[LWW]

What did they do with the middle man they eliminated?

LWW