Hijack THIS!

[MDowdey]

have you ever thought why men have nipples?


md

 

[photogoddess]

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!

 

[Karalee]

Mama said life is like a box of chocolates - ya never know what your gonna get.


Mama never read the card that comes inside the chocolates.

 

[Osmer_Toby]

i named my dog "stay"

 

[talonop]

Dude, Phelps and Vendt owned. GOLD and SILVER respectively.

EDIT: It was Vendt, not Spitz - DOE!

 

[Osmer_Toby]

so now he's really confused

 

[Karalee]

Thorpedo's travel well in the water. Very well built.

 

[talonop]

Then, I opened my XBOX and was like, crap, I lost my torx-ten screwdriver head.

 

[Osmer_Toby]

whenever i call for him, i say:

 

[photong]

I want a wiener.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/photong/poab.jpg

 

[Corry]

My Bologne has a first name! It's O-S-C-A-R!!! My Bologne has a second name! It's M-E-Y-E-R!!!

 

[markc]

Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a little while. Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.

-- Terry Pratchett

 

[Artemis]

So we walking down the street, and then it struck me.
"The ovens still on"

 

[doxx]

ich kann leider nichts zum Thema beitragen

 

[Osmer_Toby]

c'mere stay! come on stay! stay!!! come here this instant, stay!!!


he's now on prozac(sic).
-steven wright