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Ho Ho Ho... I hate Xmas music!

I was out and about yesterday when I suddenly realized there was barely any Xmas music in the stores and it reminded me of how I hated being assaulted by it everywhere in the US :lol:


Anyways, just thought we could share some worst Xmas music.

My own list is very, very long but here's 2 to get things rolling:



 
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Since this is just for fun, here's a pretty funny one:

 
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:)
 
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I'm not in the holiday mood yet. This morning, Jack Frost was nipping at my nose............ so I tazered him.
 
This is the worst Christmas song EVER!!! When I hear the first couple of notes of this song I get sick to the stomach!! lol Horrible!! No one can out do this song!
 
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OMG, mishele, you may win first place with your entry, lol. I unfortunately recognized it right away, what a horror.

Overread, the song is horrible but the video is so cute... Christmas and animals go so well together. After a couple years of the tree coming down thanks to our animals, we finally tied it to the walls from the top :) But our best animal/Christmas story was when a friend took a close look at some of the ornaments on the tree and my snake decided to come out and say hello. He screamed so darn loud the tenants of the cemetary next door woke up :lmao:
 
Awww cute story! And a very sneaky place to put a snake!
 
No, not sneaky at all, the snake was often loose in the house and we forgot to put her in her cage before anyone arrived :) We had all kinds of adventures with that snake up until the very end. I was away when she died and I asked my wife to put her in the freezer so I could say goodbye when I got back before burrying her. Then, of course, we forgot about her (she was in a box) until it came time for one of my parents' visits and we were busy bringing in food, you know, filling the freezer with stuff we might need and we found the box...

To this day I LOL when I think of my parents going to the freezer one morning looking for some nice bacon to fry...
 
I seriously hate Christmas music....I am not much for the "Holiday Season" in general. The other day I was cuddled in a spooning position with my platonic female friend and the Micheal Jackson version of "I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause" came on...well I started aggressively humping her to the music screaming "I am going to ruin this song for you!", " You will not be able to hear this song without thinking of me humping you against you will!!!!"..she was laughing to hard to fight me off........now I chuckle when I hear that song and it makes it suck less.
 
Take several feathering mullets, sprinkle two heaping teaspoons of well-intensions and add a cup of ethnocentric attitudes, and what do you get? Band-Aid!



I think this tops everything, except for maybe the cats and dogs.
 
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I seriously hate Christmas music....I am not much for the "Holiday Season" in general. The other day I was cuddled in a spooning position with my platonic female friend and the Micheal Jackson version of "I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause" came on...well I started aggressively humping her to the music screaming "I am going to ruin this song for you!", " You will not be able to hear this song without thinking of me humping you against you will!!!!"..she was laughing to hard to fight me off........now I chuckle when I hear that song and it makes it suck less.

Sure.
 
 
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^^ as if that song wasn't tacky enough to start with.
 

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