How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Remember that old joke about "how many engineers/lawyers/politicians/whatever does it take to change a lightbulb"?
I saw this posted on a non-photo forum that I'm on, and got a laugh from it, so thought I would share:

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How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light
bulbs And therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
Where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this forum which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum.

Five to post to the forum that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs."

Three to tell a funny story about their dog and a light bulb.

AND

One forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something unrelated and start it all over again.
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AND one mod to lock the thread after its all done :)
 
It's not a bulb. It's a lamp.

Gardeners plant bulbs in their gardens.
 
Actually, Photo Forum Members would not change a light bulb ... they would just crank up the ISO so everything looks brighter.
 
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Out here in Western Canada we have a light bulb joke. How do they change a light bulb in Toronto?
They just hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them. :lol:
 
How many drunks does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He climbs the ladder, grabs the bulb, then drinks till the room starts to spin.
 
Out here in Western Canada we have a light bulb joke. How do they change a light bulb in Toronto?
They just hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them. :lol:

Hey, that's not right ... we only wait for the rest of Canada to revolve around us. :greenpbl:
 
Bahahahahahahahaha!
 
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
 

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