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Please don't make too much noise.
She is really jumpy when she's in the bath (you don't know how much trouble it was getting her into the tub).

Once she's clean I'm going to try and get her into bed.
 
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Please don't make too much noise.
She is really jumpy when she's in the bath (you don't know how much trouble it was getting her into the tub).

Once she's clean I'm going to try and get her into bed.
You my friend are feeling frisky tonight...lol
 
Please don't make too much noise.
She is really jumpy when she's in the bath (you don't know how much trouble it was getting her into the tub).

Once she's clean I'm going to try and get her into bed.

Sorry, I dropped my laptop upon reading your post!
 
Sorry, I dropped my laptop upon reading your post!

Is that what happened to your shoulder, played with too many balls?
 
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No, too much leaning forward on it, trying to get a better view of those Mod baths!!

Is that a thing..."mod baths"?! Lol
Someone go enter that in the urban dictionary!!
 
Hmmm... Which pay-per-view channel will this be playing on?
 
Staying on topic would have been unexpected. But I think the OP knew what they were doing.
 
I realize at this late date that I might have revealed perhaps a tiny bit more of the intimacies of the relationship between me and M. that would have been proper.
Most of all, I want to correct any bad impressions I gave.

First, she loves to take baths. Any comment that I might have made that implied that she doesn't was totally wrong. Not only does she love to take baths, I can barely convince her to keep her clothes on and not dive into the tub at a moments notice.

Second, she is not jumpy. In point of fact, most of the time she is practically comatose (and stays that way until I locate her stach.)

Lastly, it is not difficult to get her to get into bed after her bath. She just dives right in. Really, just ask anyone.

THere, does that correct any wrong impressions I might have given?
 
That kinda reminds me of the following story:

The captain and the first mate took turns posting in the ship log.

One day, the first mate returned from shore leave, drunk to the gills. The next day, it was his turn to maintain the log and to his horror he saw that the captain wrote in the logbook: "The first mate was drunk today". He remonstrated with the captain, asking him to remove the offending message. The captain refused, saying that he only recorded the truth. So later that day, the first mate wrote in the log: "The captain was NOT drunk today".
 
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I realize at this late date that I might have revealed perhaps a tiny bit more of the intimacies of the relationship between me and M. that would have been proper.
Most of all, I want to correct any bad impressions I gave.

First, she loves to take baths. Any comment that I might have made that implied that she doesn't was totally wrong. Not only does she love to take baths, I can barely convince her to keep her clothes on and not dive into the tub at a moments notice.

Second, she is not jumpy. In point of fact, most of the time she is practically comatose (and stays that way until I locate her stach.)

Lastly, it is not difficult to get her to get into bed after her bath. She just dives right in. Really, just ask anyone.

THere, does that correct any wrong impressions I might have given?

Why isn't my bath running when I got home?!! You didn't even get the lavender bubbles I told you to buy!!
You need to rethink your priorities or your internet privileges will be taken away! Now go lay my silk nightie on the bed and fix the pillows like I like them.
 
I realize at this late date that I might have revealed perhaps a tiny bit more of the intimacies of the relationship between me and M. that would have been proper.
Most of all, I want to correct any bad impressions I gave.

First, she loves to take baths. Any comment that I might have made that implied that she doesn't was totally wrong. Not only does she love to take baths, I can barely convince her to keep her clothes on and not dive into the tub at a moments notice.

Second, she is not jumpy. In point of fact, most of the time she is practically comatose (and stays that way until I locate her stach.)

Lastly, it is not difficult to get her to get into bed after her bath. She just dives right in. Really, just ask anyone.

THere, does that correct any wrong impressions I might have given?

Why isn't my bath running when I got home?!! You didn't even get the lavender bubbles I told you to buy!!
You need to rethink your priorities or your internet privileges will be taken away! Now go lay my silk nightie on the bed and fix the pillows like I like them.
Sad is it not, you cant even get good evil minions these days,
 

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