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I Read The News Today, Oh Boy...

Well trees themselves are not generally considered Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite, that's for sure. But since you Can't Buy Me love, I guess planting a tree is the next best thing really. I mean in the end we can only hope they can Carry That Weight. Sure beats sitting around Crying, Waiting, Hoping. But you know, in the end, All You Need Is Love.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to get back to work, everybody else called in sick today so they have me working Eight Days A Week now. It's crazy, sure.. but hey, I Am The Walrus.

koo koo kajub.
 
I told my friend, Michele, about this and she said we should start a Revolution. Now excuse me while I go heat up Cold Turkey.
 
I told my friend, Michele, about this and she said we should start a Revolution. Now excuse me while I go heat up Cold Turkey.

Well, if Michelle is just a friend maybe you should try wooing her - see if maybe you can get past the dreaded "lets just be friends" status. You know what I hear works well? French. Try something like this:

Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble tres bien ensemble

Which is French for.. umm.. well I think it's either, "Why yes, that is my Ferrari parked out front" - or it could be "How much per hour?" Not sure, think it's one of the two. Doesn't really matter, it's French. It all sounds good.

But hit her with that and maybe she might become your belle. Or at the very least Mrs. Right now.
 

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